I don't exactly know what to make out of this one...

BonerFang: wanna cyber?
BonerFang: I remove from my pocket three items.
BonerFang: a candle, a wrist watch, and a bar of chocolate.
BonerFang: suddenly, the door bursts open...
BonerFang: a blast of lightning blinds us, as its lumniescence radiates through the window.
BonerFang: after several moments of blindly rubbing my eyes, my vision began to clear
BonerFang: "no..." I whispered to myself. "It can't be!"
BonerFang: "But it is," the person at the door then said back to me, through the rainy gloom of my house's threshold. "And I've come to finish off what I started--sixteen years ago!"

BonerFang: The persons voice was like thunder, louder than the lightning that blasted outside the doorway.
BonerFang: For a moment, I had mistaken it for a man's, but as my eyes pried through the darkness, I managed a faint glimpse of the person before me.



BonerFang: "You recall who I am?" the flat, guttural voice inquired. "It was your very hand that did this to me!"
BonerFang: And that is when I noticed that the person before me was no man. No! not in any tradional sense of the word!

BonerFang: 'He' stepped closer, and I could see it. I could hear my malevolent deed reverberate through the air with every clomping of his heavy footfalls.
BonerFang: The sound was terrible, like the marching of an army to war, but I endured it...barely. To the best of my ability, I stood my ground, until his shadowy form came that much closer to my own.

BonerFang: "Clump...Clump Clump...Clump...Clump Clump"
BonerFang: That noise! I screamed from within, but dared not utter a word. I collapsed upon the hardwood floor, feeling around through the darkness for something--anything, any weapon or makeshift instrument of death that I could use for self-defense--but found non. The sweat was billowing off my form, and my hand slipped against the cold ground. Sliding backwards, I began to cry.
BonerFang: "Murderer! Leave me alone!"

BonerFang: And that is when it happened, the lightning struck one last time
BonerFang: BOOM!
BonerFang: All the room was filled with light, and I could see him. Impossible! How the poor wretch of a half-man had cheated death...

BonerFang: "Look at me!" he roared, his tremendous voice filling my awareness.
BonerFang: And I did. What I saw was incredible, for below the man's waiste was no man at all. But the headless, body of a horse. Feet clampering back and forth with painful indignation, as if they could hardly wait to crush me beneath their tremenous weight
BonerFang: haha...ok...I'm done...