When...

When I wake up tomorrow,
I will be like fucking Jesus.
Everyone will love me
'Cuz I'll be turning water into malt-liquor.

When I wake up tomorrow,
I'll be like fucking Godzilla.
I will be the master of the universe,
And crush entire cities beneath my bipedal claw-feet.

When I wake up tomorrow,
I'll be like fucking Sex-Nazi.
Women will find me irrisitable,
Or else--I'll send them to the showers!

When I wake up tomorrow...
Oh, when I finally stir myself from slumber,
It's going to be such a pain in the ass
To drag myself out of bed.